Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm really busy with my period
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