I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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