I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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