we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think i have two assholes
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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