belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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