wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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