I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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