writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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