Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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