id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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