try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think your dad took our porno
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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