doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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