Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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