is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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