Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You are the jesus of drinking
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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