hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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