The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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