I molested 6 butterflies tonight
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
