garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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