is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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