Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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