normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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