ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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