I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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