If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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