Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You were trust falling into bushes
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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