he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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