careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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