i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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