I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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