she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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