Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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