the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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