i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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