apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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