Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
the day after is always just damage control
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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