so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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