I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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