I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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