I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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