Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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