I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
My pussy is not your playground.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
you never un-have a 4some
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