just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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