Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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