Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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