anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
