if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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