Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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