She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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