I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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