Duck Duck Cougar?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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